Liberal Baby Bust

Read all about it here in the USA today.

Like mules, liberals are sterile, they produce no offspring. This is why they resort to careers like journalism and teaching as they must reach out and brainwash others into their deathcult. (Read about Indoctrination High here.)

Here are the salient out-takes from the USA Today article.

What's the difference between Seattle and Salt Lake City? There are many differences, of course, but here's one you might not know. In Seattle, there are nearly 45% more dogs than children. In Salt Lake City, there are nearly 19% more kids than dogs.

It's not that people in a progressive city such as Seattle are so much fonder of dogs than are people in a conservative city such as Salt Lake City. It's that progressives are so much less likely to have children.

This dynamic helps explain the gradual drift of American culture toward religious fundamentalism and social conservatism. Among states that voted for President Bush in 2004, the average fertility rate is more than 11% higher than the rate of states for Sen. John Kerry.

This liberalism leads to deep depression and despair. A Pew research poll found that conservatives are happy and liberals are miserable even when controlling for income.

Several of them stand out: Married people are happier than unmarrieds. People who worship frequently are happier than those who don't. Republicans are happier than Democrats. Rich people are happier than poor people. Whites and Hispanics are happier than blacks. Sunbelt residents are happier than those who live in the rest of the country.

The reason for this happiness? Submission to their Lord Jesus Christ, which conservatives do in great numbers (the smart ones going ad Jesu per Mariam). The reason for the misery of the liberals (typically single, late-marrying and childless) is submission to the Evil One and is ways, even though they might not even know it. The rich may be happier than the poor but since it is easier for a camel to go through a eye of a needle than for a rich person to get into Heaven (St. Mathew 19:24) their happiness will be short lived (unless of course they're busy giving away their wealth.) Again, sunbelt residents: more Christian conservatives.